Citizen Jake

My 4 giant jars of crunchy peanut butter will make me king of the land after the Snowpocalypse. Willing to barter for a mule and/or shovel.

A little ashamed to admit how much I’m enjoying my new ramen noodles bowl.

RT @dceiver: Elin’s island estate described as a “Swedish fixer-upper,” which I guess means that many Allen wrenches are required.

I think I would drink and enjoy a Jewnog

New Orleans rain is no joke. No one say the “K” word…

RT @fb_outsiders: Jason Campbell picked up 275 passing DYAR on Sunday; it’s the third-highest total of the year behind Drew Brees in Wee …

RT @Truth_About_It: The last time the Wiz started 7-10 was in 06-07. They went 20-7 over the next 27 & had best record in East on Jan. 3 …

Damn you to hell iTunes and your “Damaged Library”. All my precious ratings and play counts gone. Although no more Miley in my Top 25 now

The Snowpocalypse. There has never in the history of the world been more snow then this. Every man for themselves. Tell the world our story.

Watched season premiere of Intervention, now looking to hold one w/ someone I know. Be suspicious if I invite you to meet me somewhere.