February 2010
9 posts
This is turning into a marathon. I am very tired. #fb
This is JUST like The Hangover #fb
My flight seemed to be composed entirely of a casting call for 16 & Pregnent, none of whom had never flown before. A joy. #fb
I love it when people tell jokes about using teleprompters….while using a teleprompter. Oh CPAC, don’t you ever change. #fb
Happiest of birthdays to Melissa Ann Oliver, a very small person and the greatest girlfriend in the whole wide world. Love you! #fb
People of DC (particularly cabs): do not fucking drive down R St. between 18th & 19th. You will get stuck. I am tired of helping you. #fb
Now that was one hell of a Caps game. 13 in a row #fb
2 rescue missions completed. Dug several cars out of snow, including our own 2x. Picked up more firewood. 2+ feet of snow and counting #fb
Is it cool if you wish Desmond loved you as much as he loves Penny? Asking for a friend. #fb
Michael Jackson’s kids look EXACTLY like him. Spitting image, am I right?
January 2010
15 posts
Nothing more delicious then slightly expired milk. I prefer “seasoned” to “expired” anyway. “Sell by” doesn’t mean “drink by”.
RT @adamconner: i’d prefer a three-year freeze on @barackobama fucking over liberal priorities.
Mazel tov Tony & Shannon! May you live happily ever after.
Impossible not to love Conan’s monologues sticking it to NBC.
You win this round Top Chef Quickfire Cookbook. But tomorrow we battle again.
leopard print, front clasp.
RT @BulletsForever: I’m not a Gregg Doyel fan, but he totally nailed the whole Gilbert Arenas saga. An absolute must read. http://bit.ly …
RT @KevinDurant35: RT @DeMar_DeRozan: @KevinDurant35 who did yall loss to in the NCAA when you was in school???lol(u think u funny lol)
OMG DAD you are so EMBARRASSING http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/06/AR2010010604636.html
RT @AgentDagger: I don’t like people referring to #Arenas as a thug. He’s not. He’s an idiot. There is a difference.
Long live the Shanahan era.
RT @bigdaddywookie: I need more followers… Maybe I should say reckless sh*t like @gilbertarenas
Two-hour, Iron Chef special on right now, you’ve already missed 30 minutes. White House garden ingredients, and the White House chef.
When this @gilbertarenas stuff is over we’ll look back at this @JEMELEHILL column as being the dumbest of the bunch. http://bit.ly/65zDqV
December 2009
9 posts
My 4 giant jars of crunchy peanut butter will make me king of the land after the Snowpocalypse. Willing to barter for a mule and/or shovel.
A little ashamed to admit how much I’m enjoying my new ramen noodles bowl.
RT @dceiver: Elin’s island estate described as a “Swedish fixer-upper,” which I guess means that many Allen wrenches are required.
I think I would drink and enjoy a Jewnog
New Orleans rain is no joke. No one say the “K” word…
RT @fb_outsiders: Jason Campbell picked up 275 passing DYAR on Sunday; it’s the third-highest total of the year behind Drew Brees in Wee …
RT @Truth_About_It: The last time the Wiz started 7-10 was in 06-07. They went 20-7 over the next 27 & had best record in East on Jan. 3 …
The Snowpocalypse. There has never in the history of the world been more snow then this. Every man for themselves. Tell the world our story.
Damn you to hell iTunes and your “Damaged Library”. All my precious ratings and play counts gone. Although no more Miley in my Top 25 now
Watched season premiere of Intervention, now looking to hold one w/ someone I know. Be suspicious if I invite you to meet me somewhere.
November 2009
14 posts
Horseradish Deviled Eggs. Came out a little runnier then I anticipated, prob too much pickle juice. Mel’s egg peeling method very helpful.
Two years ago today Sean Taylor passed away. RIP #21
73% this 10k kills me.
Getting my cooking on. Preparing my world famous spicy tomato and blue cheese soup and horseradish mashed potatoes. Onions make me cry.
RT @dcsportsbog: Gilbert Arenas, asked for his favorite Pollin memory: “You know, after every win he would slap the shit out of you in t …
RIP Abe Pollin. Going to be a sad scene at the Phonebooth tonight.
RT @fcbfootballblog: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL by Pique! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL from a corner. Henry flicks it on and it’s a GOAL 1-0!
Jose Aldo is a bad bad man. My god.
RT @daveweigel: Why do people assume that Palin-haters “fear” her? Lots of people hate Paris Hilton. Are they afraid of her?
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature alright, you don’t know shit about cats.
No I did not watch Ellen on Oprah. No I did not.
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I’m not entirely sure why but I love it when pitchers wear jackets while running the bases. GOT TO KEEP THE ARM WARM.
I fear my ‘jon goeslin’ is coming off as ‘regular d-bag’
October 2009
8 posts
Really hope Ryan and Jeff can work things out. It hurts me to see them fight like this.
No moleste